Well, I talked to Mike,
Well, I talked to Mike, who made the Hard Links program I was talking about below, and while I was a little off about his program, (it makes hard links to files, not junctions to folders) it was still a really cool, useful program and he graciously let me host it here. So, feel free to download it. That file gives you a .dll that will add the context menu for you.
And while we're getting really techie, you'll need to register that .dll once it's downloaded, here's a registry tweak that'll let you register those DLL's by right-clicking.