Your Name, Your Destiny
One of the great revelations of this AP story on Kevin Federline is that Kevin's second child with Shar Jackson is named "Kaleb Michael Jackson Federline".
Now, it's possible, given that Shar's last name is Jackson, that the young boy is named Kaleb Michael Jackson-Federline. But I strongly prefer to think that Britney Spears has a stepson named Kaleb Michael Jackson Federline.
Heal the World, y'all. Heal the World.