I wish I didn't have such a proclivity for hyperbole, so I could find the right words to express how excited I am about the teaser trailer for R. Kelly's new chapters of the Trapped in the Closet saga. Witness, courtesy of Stereogum, a preview of Chapter 13.
Don't watch this if you haven't seen the original film! It's chock-full of spoilers. And I guarantee you it'll leave you saying Oh, shit! I'm talkin' 'bout oh, shit.