Nope

I'm a normal guy.

I don't drink alcohol. I don't smoke cigarettes. I don't do any illegal drugs. I don't drink coffee.

I never graduated from college. I've never been arrested.

I don't regularly watch any TV shows. I don't subscribe to any print magazines or newspapers. I don't have a religion.

I don't wear khaki pants. I don't wear polo shirts. I don't own a car. I don't own a gun.

I don't play any organized sports. I don't belong to a political party.

I don't think these are the only right choices. I don't mind that you make different choices. I don't accept that these choices are treated as strange. I don't accept that not everybody is lucky enough to be able to make these choices. I don't have a problem reminding people that these are all the default states that we are born with.

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