So far the whole Y2K End-of-the-World Armageddon Spectacular has been somewhat underwhelming, but I’ve already gotten to hear rampant urban legends (of unknown veracity) about the NYPD stockpiling bodybags and Madison Square Garden’s basement being turned into a standby morgue just in case… heh heh heh.

Perhaps the best angle I’ve heard was from the toll collector I stopped for at the Queens Midtown Tunnel… as I got my change he said, "Good night! Enjoy the explosion!"

What a sense of humor, that guy…