Went to the grocery store the other day. (Did I mention I love grocery stores?) The fellow in front of me in the express aisle had three items:
A 6-pack of 12-ounce Bud Light Longnecks. Bag of
pork rinds frozen White Castle burgers. And a 4-pack of baby bottles. What a dad.
(Above was amended upon correction of my memory by my oh-so-helpful partner in crime…)