I've been accused of a

I’ve been accused of a lot of things, but I’ve never been lambasted as endearingly self-deprecatory. I am quite unrepentantly proud of my completely unjstifiable, yet still formidable, ego, and I resent the implication that I’ve ever been guilty of humility of any sort. Let alone the basest sort of modesty, self deprecation. If having my name wrapped in

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isn’t indication enough that I’m toxically narcissistic, I don’t know what is.

I generally don’t have a high opinion of any rating system in general, but Blog You is apparently so factually off-base that a stylistic criticism would be heaping misery on the crippled.