If I had an Xpache Anil Dash Building @Glitch 🎏 — the friendly community creating the best stuff on the web • humane + ethical tech advocate • I 💜 funk, civics, mangos, justice & people • he/him More posts by Anil Dash. Anil Dash 23 Dec 2001 • 1 min read If I had an Xpache game disk, I would buy an Xbox. Especially since PHP is so much more stable on Windows platforms these days. So, somebody get off your ass and make that disc for me. Subscribe to Anil Dash Get the latest posts delivered right to your inbox Subscribe Great! Check your inbox and click the link to confirm your subscription. Please enter a valid email address!