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meeting mom

Jul 22, 2002 • 1 min read

A tip for the straight guys, when meeting your girlfriend’s mother:

Do spend all day shopping with your girl and her mom.
Do not draw too much attention to the fact that you know how to coordinate your shoes with your purse.
Do give your girl’s tired, aching feet a massage after a long day of walking around to all the stores.
Do not follow this up with some toe-sucking while Mom is still around.

Good luck!

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