meeting mom

A tip for the straight guys, when meeting your girlfriend’s mother:

  • Do spend all day shopping with your girl and her mom.
  • Do not draw too much attention to the fact that you know how to coordinate your shoes with your purse.
  • Do give your girl’s tired, aching feet a massage after a long day of walking around to all the stores.
  • Do not follow this up with some toe-sucking while Mom is still around.

Good luck!