a google suggestion, in verse

While hanging out last night, as I am wont to do,
With several ex-members of the Deja crew,
I pulled Lane over and gave him the scoop
On how I would improve Google Groups.

I’d let the empowered user choose
How the browser should handle the prefix news://
By using a button on the bar, of course,
Or by using the one that’s open source.

Instead of a separate tool being launched
I’d stay right in my browser for all my alt.sex raunch.
My need for a reader would certainly cease;
I’d tell Outlook Express to Rest in Peace.