Note to dumb self: If you still can’t connect to the computer that’s 10 feet away from you, even after trying fifty million times, you might want to make sure you’re logged into your own wifi network, and not one of the 3 neighboring ones that surround you.

Note to dumb neighbor: Turn off file sharing. And run a spell-check on that cover letter before you send it, or there’s no chance that place is going to hire you.