One of the great thing about having dorky friends is that they come up with ideas that even I recognize as being too geeky for human consumption. Such as a delicate locket pendant designed to be worn around the neck, complete with a synching cradle that you can place it in so that the LCDs inside the locket can be updated with new pictures.

And it needs Wi-Fi! And the necklace it’s hanging on could be a FireWire cable! And it could have a thumbprint reader on the back! And…