Please Don't Hurt Hammer

I find it oddly comforting that MC Hammer’s wikipedia page is not only completely updated, but clearly written by a fan who’s only papered the thinnest veneer of objectivity on their fawning writeup of Hammer’s career. Beautiful.

Also fun is watching Jay’s Hammer thread go off the rails as the “a blog post is a direct channel to celebrities” contingent of the web shows up to praise the abortive “Full Blast”, this year’s requisite Hammer comeback attempt.