Attention CSS Gurus

Okay, here’s an important feature request that I have, either for someone to code as a stylesheet or (assuming no browser supports the necessary level of CSS that’d be required) a Firefox extension:
Please play back the Windows “tada.wav” sound file whenever I’m viewing a page on the site and either valid-xhtml11 or valid-xhtml10 image is displayed.
I’m thinking something like

.inline-badge {<br></br>
play-during: url("tada.wav") mix !important;<br></br>
volume: x-loud;<br></br>