So I’m down in Washington, D.C., and, as always, it’s swamp-ass weather here in the summertime. Air conditioning is the second best technological advancement, after the creation of simple weblogging tools, in all of humankind’s history.

I have the worst weblog in the entire history of TypePad. No funny “Andy Rooney with swear words” essays. No “here’s how it’s gonna be, and let me tell you why.” screeds. Just pure horseshit filler text. I’m the lorem ipsum of this joint.